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Texas pee

When you pee red, usually from a urinary infection.

I just did a Texas pee should I go to the doctor?

by OilySaltine August 20, 2023


Tricky Pee Pee

a guy that is Bent Lol and Likes Pee Pee

hey tricky pee pee "you bent LOL!!!"

by Rbroekers September 16, 2019


Corner free pee

When u wake up in the night and you in something close to you so u don't have to walk to another room or around the bed to go, other words. You don't have to walk around any corners

I had a corner free pee , I used my kids training toilet last night after drinking beer all night,

by Ray8603 August 27, 2022


Pee Pee Todd

A person that usually can’t get laid and was deprived as a child. Is usually super awkward in public. He/she wants to communicate with people but is too uncultured to do so.

Guy 1: Great I’m working with Stuart today

Guy 2: Have fun with that Pee Pee Todd

by Daniel Desario January 10, 2022


Pee up my ass PUMA

Acronym from the mid eighties. Along the lines of PONTIAC ( poor old nigga thinks its a Cadillac), Ford ( flip over read directions, found on road dead) or MOPAR ( my old pig ain't running). That's what you get when you have a bunch of bored fifth graders.

He tried to puma her, but she wouldn't allow it.
Yeah mofo, why don't you puma me!
Hey dude, pee up my ass PUMA

by Synaptic Shock July 12, 2019


Pee Catch

The circular shaped rug that is often placed in front of the toilet bowl. It served multiple purposes, such as to keep your feet warm, but it's main function is to catch pee from dribblers.

Man, the pee catch is starting to stink! I better throw it in the washer!

by Jen-uh-fur August 17, 2011


Pee-tube

What used to be a penis (male genitalia) that hasn’t been used for sex in over a year and only used for peeing and the occasional masturbation session. First step to using viagra.

You have a pee-tube, that’s got to suck.

by AlwaysGloris June 4, 2018