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2 people or more sit otp or live and smoke with each-other
Phone Raping is pretty clear cut. It is the act of raping someone's phone against their will. This can be done through Campaigns, causematch, charidy, gofundme etc. You relentlessly Rape the Phone until a few things happen 1- You block the caller ( which is impossible because there will be multiple numbers calling you) 2- you call the Organization commiting the phone rape and tell them to stop 3- You reverse pledge and say you will not be contributing to the cause because of the rellentless Phone Raping that has been occurring 4- you shut your phone down and don't open your emails for the next few days or 5 - You accept the phone rape and move on with life.
Dave how you feeling?
Not to good. Exhausted.
What you exhausted from?
( insert org here) been phone raping me all day
Sorry to hear that, I cut them off and haven't heard from them since
Smart move. Gatta try that
An altered state of consciousness that 99% of young people reach on a daily basis. It consists of staring at your phone and blocking out the rest of the world. While in this state, you are very boring and nobody likes you. It is useful to call people out at socials gatherings when they become stucking phoned. A person who is stucking phoned may also be called a phony.
John is just sitting in the corner over there. I can't tell if he's stucking phoned or just fucking stoned.
Ingredients: 1 cellular telephone
1 'home phone' that stands up on it's own
Having these two ingredients so close together that they look like a chair. It is most certainly stupid to have because why would you need to have two phones in one small space.
Lenny: Look dude, my home phone has three messages! And look, Jessica sent a message to my cellular telephone!
Mark: YOU MADE A PHONE CHAIR!IT IS MOST STUPID TO HAVE ONE OF THOSE!
*Mark knocks the 'home phone' to the floor*
Distractedly weaving all over da road due to taking a call while driving.
I don't even own a mobile phone, but I hear dat a lot of people get charged with unsafely using said devices while operating motor vehicles --- said misbehavers have "answerving your cell phone" written in da "describe infraction" line on their driving-violation tickets.
A discord server ran by Minuteman (very short) and Goldy (likes crystals).
Regularly runs Gartic Phone events.
Hey man, are you joining the gartic event in Min&Goldy's Gartic Phone Server later tonight?
No way man! Cris is there!
Engaging a search engine on one’s phone to find information.
Hey, can you shake your phone to get movies times?