Stucking Phoned

An altered state of consciousness that 99% of young people reach on a daily basis. It consists of staring at your phone and blocking out the rest of the world. While in this state, you are very boring and nobody likes you. It is useful to call people out at socials gatherings when they become stucking phoned. A person who is stucking phoned may also be called a phony.

John is just sitting in the corner over there. I can't tell if he's stucking phoned or just fucking stoned.

Phone Chair

Ingredients: 1 cellular telephone

1 'home phone' that stands up on it's own
Having these two ingredients so close together that they look like a chair. It is most certainly stupid to have because why would you need to have two phones in one small space.

Lenny: Look dude, my home phone has three messages! And look, Jessica sent a message to my cellular telephone!
Mark: YOU MADE A PHONE CHAIR!IT IS MOST STUPID TO HAVE ONE OF THOSE!
*Mark knocks the 'home phone' to the floor*

answerving your cell phone

Distractedly weaving all over da road due to taking a call while driving.

I don't even own a mobile phone, but I hear dat a lot of people get charged with unsafely using said devices while operating motor vehicles --- said misbehavers have "answerving your cell phone" written in da "describe infraction" line on their driving-violation tickets.

Min&Goldy's Gartic Phone Server

A discord server ran by Minuteman (very short) and Goldy (likes crystals).
Regularly runs Gartic Phone events.

Hey man, are you joining the gartic event in Min&Goldy's Gartic Phone Server later tonight?
No way man! Cris is there!

shake your phone

Engaging a search engine on one’s phone to find information.

Hey, can you shake your phone to get movies times?

tell the phone

talking while having the phone as though you were talking to someone on the phone but in reality you really are just talking to someone that is around but not really talking directly to them

I had to tell the phone about what I thought was wrong.
If I had to tell the phone then I would get booked.

Thirst phone

A secondary mobile phone used just for sexting.

She found my thirst phone, and saw all my thirst traps.