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The sound poop makes as it hits the water; the splashing noise as one defecates
Mike was hitting it off with his wife's family until his poop plunk episode ruined his luck.
Poop Suit: A monochromatic Grey on Grey outfit that resembles a trashy, lower class lifestyle.
Jim, what's up with the poop suit?
Jesus Christ Nicole, did you not get the poop suit memo?
when you go to the bathroom and walk out with your shirt tucked in
Johnny looks a little different after he freshened up, must be the poop tuck
A person who always smells shit but can never seem to find the source.
Betty was too busy being a poop sleuth that she didn't even realize it was her own funk she was smelling.
Similar to over-slept but instead of a delicious sleep making you late, a delicious lengthy poop makes you late. Or some times agonizing constipation, or high- fiber poo. Whatever the case, you have to call in late because you were "delayed" "held up in traffic" etc. Your family and closest friends know the truth.
MAN ON TOILET: "Honey , please call my boss. Tell him I'll be 15 minutes late. I'm held up in traffic."
WIFE: "Looks like you OVER-POOPED again."
The act of a man taking long shits just to play on his phone while his significant other debates contacting a rescue team.
Significant other: Babe, are you ok? You’ve been in there for 45 min! Are you Marathon Pooping?!
Man: It’s still coming! (Continues to play Mario Kart on his phone)
It's a soundproof washroom where you can shit without idiots trying to yell stuff at you through the door at you!
I need to make use of the poop sanctum, so I don't have to listen to your senseless blathering while shitting.