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Poop Plunk

The sound poop makes as it hits the water; the splashing noise as one defecates

Mike was hitting it off with his wife's family until his poop plunk episode ruined his luck.

by Thomas 5 May 18, 2010


Poop Suit

Poop Suit: A monochromatic Grey on Grey outfit that resembles a trashy, lower class lifestyle.

Jim, what's up with the poop suit?
Jesus Christ Nicole, did you not get the poop suit memo?

by ShoeSavage28 June 10, 2019


poop tuck

when you go to the bathroom and walk out with your shirt tucked in

Johnny looks a little different after he freshened up, must be the poop tuck

by Peacedancer April 22, 2023


poop sleuth

A person who always smells shit but can never seem to find the source.

Betty was too busy being a poop sleuth that she didn't even realize it was her own funk she was smelling.

by Narcolovely May 05, 2018


over-pooped

Similar to over-slept but instead of a delicious sleep making you late, a delicious lengthy poop makes you late. Or some times agonizing constipation, or high- fiber poo. Whatever the case, you have to call in late because you were "delayed" "held up in traffic" etc. Your family and closest friends know the truth.

MAN ON TOILET: "Honey , please call my boss. Tell him I'll be 15 minutes late. I'm held up in traffic."
WIFE: "Looks like you OVER-POOPED again."

by Tupac Insecure April 14, 2014


Marathon Pooping

The act of a man taking long shits just to play on his phone while his significant other debates contacting a rescue team.

Significant other: Babe, are you ok? You’ve been in there for 45 min! Are you Marathon Pooping?!
Man: It’s still coming! (Continues to play Mario Kart on his phone)

by WebsterHayls September 08, 2021


Poop Sanctum

It's a soundproof washroom where you can shit without idiots trying to yell stuff at you through the door at you!

I need to make use of the poop sanctum, so I don't have to listen to your senseless blathering while shitting.

by MattyRolston87 June 03, 2011