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A girl puts on hand cuffs, then she gets ice skates on her hands, next, in a doggy style position her ass is plugged with a pony tail ass plug... NOW, Chris Jericho style, she is the recipient of a reverse Boston crab! The pony tail flopping around, the skates precariously keeping her on and off balance... It brings a tear to my eye.
My girl can only take the Alaska pipeline if I give her a Jericho sleigh ride first
When your on a road trip with your parents, and you have a great need to jerk off so you do it in a secret matter.
Yo when i was on my road trip to florida i had a sticky car ride
Titty-fucking your flat chested 2nd cousin.
Also known as Amish Surfboarding
I’m going to a family reunion next weekend and chances are I’ll end up riding an Amish Surfboard.
When walking alongside someone and approaching hedges, you deliver a clean hip check so they end up ass over tea kettle in said bushes
I gave Kenny a Green Bus Ride while walking to the store.
The ride home in an Uber the next morning wearing the same clothes as yesterday, now all wrinkled, after having sex with a stranger.
Oh man, once again, I did the uber ride of shame , the driver even laughed when he picked me up and asked how my night was.
Taking a massive hit of LSD and tripping balls for several hours straight.
Angelos put so many hits of LSD into my fruit salad and now I'm going to be riding the Julius express.
Consuming an alcoholic beverage while a passenger in a motor vehicle.
I called shotgun, and I brought a sixer so I'll be riding first class.