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this guy is goofy as hell, and whateva he says or does is zesty
bro why u being zesty, stop acting like san kimchi
Sans is god.
Sans is so swoons
Sans remind me of the man with
no makeup.
According to all kno
Dude, just swallows Morgan freeman cock and then his cock went inside me and he started pissing and then I became shuckle Barry Finn and then he screamed “Super Hot Sans” and then vanished just like. god.
The act of putting one's arm up into the anus of a standing or sitting man, to at least the elbow, "working him like a puppet".
-Hey, did you go to the gay pride parade this weekend?
-Yeah! It was so swell, I even caught a glimpse of a San Francisco Puppet Show!
A Japanese urban legend...
HOW TO SUMMON DAKU-SAN=Wondering how to summon Daku-San???
Well this is how!!!
1-get in the bath and wash your hair.
2-Close your eyes...
3-If you see an image of a gist in your head you should know that means it is working!
4-do not open your eyes...
It's creepy (WARNING FOR YOUR OWN SAFETY) (DO NOT TRY AT HOME OR IF NOT SCARED ONLY IF YOU WANT TO TRY AT AGE 20+ AGES) GOOD LUCK SUMMONING DAKU-SAN!
Kermit the frog dressed in a suit. A frog who loves bombs, and will often ask if you want any bombs.
A frog who has amassed immense power and is able to travel through timelines and forever escape the sights of the TVA.
A frog who only wants respect from his peers and wants friendship, make sure to give him his respect or else.
"Hey look its Gary Sans, I wonder if he will ask me if I want any bombs?"
Distrust sans is basically Disbelief Papyrus but switched. There are 4 phases in total and Distrust Sans is similar to Disbelief Papyrus
Distrust Sans is very cool.
The act of ejaculating in a girl’s nose with the previous assumption it was meant for her mouth.
The other night Todd gave me a San Diego Switcheroo, I’m still launching kids out of my nostrils... it’s been 2 days.