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The kid in your area who likes men but rejects it and lies about liking women.
"Dude Matt was DEFINITLY hitting on that dude at the party last night." "Yeah he's such a Bi-Sexual Steve!"
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Unusually long, elegant and artistic fingers and hands, disproportionate in size to a man's height. Can evoke sexual fantasies in women; often viewed as an indicator of penis length. First used to describe the hands of guitarist Aaron North (Buddyhead, Nine Inch Nails, The Icarus Line).
She can't stop staring at that dude's sexual man hands.
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A moivement that seeks to set up governments and societies around the world where the style of government is communist and everyone is allowed and encourged to fuck everyone else.
Support the sexual communist movement.
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Basically another name for an orgy.
Hey Tim going to the after party
Nah I’m an esteemed individual selected to the sexual congress
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The Sexual act involving a dog, a ball, a woman and a volunteer. The volunteer throws the ball, aiming it into the woman's vagina. Once the ball is successfuly thrust into the woman's vagina, the dog runs and attempts to grab the ball fromt inside the womans vagina, often eating her out in a rough (ruff) manner. Once the dog returns the bloddy ball back to the volunteer, Fetch has been performed successfuly.
Mike: Did you hear what happened to jessica at the party?
David: No, what?
Mike: Donald was playing with his dog, and eventually ended up performing fetch on Jesicca.
David: Was the dog okay?
Fetch (sexual act)
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A type of autism that's featured in a joke. Has the power to kill extremely powerful people. For example, after laughing over a dark joke on Gulags, Joseph Stalin's brain had a severe hemorrhage that made his Stalinium skull cave in.
Russian dude: Hey, Russian dude 2, did you hear how Stalin died?
Russian dude 2: Nope.
Russian dude: He died from weaponized sexual autism over a Gulag joke.
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Sexual Bipolar Disorder is a mental illness, one that causes a complete, drastic and random change of sexual preference overnight.
One day you're attracted to guys, and girls disgust you. The next you're attracted to girls, and guys disgust you. The day after you're attracted to squirrels, and humans disgust you, etc.
Omnisexual people often exhibit signs of sexual bipolar disorder.
Jim: "Geeze, look at Josh over there. Yesterday he was all interested in Jane, but today he's totally checking out that tree. What a freak."
Burt: "Woah hold on man, Josh is sick. He's suffering from sexual bipolar disorder"
Jim: "Oh, wow. I'm sorry that I insulted him, that sounds tough."
*Josh having sex with a tree in the background*
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