1. Some one who thinks they are the greatest at some thing (or everything) but they realy arents
2. Some one who believes they are a great singer, but they only sing in their shower because the shower walls are the only thing that will listen to them
3. Boy Bands
Example
Girl: Brandon is trying to keep his "macho" reputation
Boy: Brandon is just a legend in his own shower
Brother 1: I am the best singer, you heard me in the shower
Brother 2: I plugged my ears. The walls of the shower listend. You are a legend in your own shower
Teenie Bopper: I love N'sync
Reality Check: They should have stuck to to being A legend in thier own shower
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A shower gel so manly it has XY chromosomes.
It is illegal in Poland for lumberjacks not to wash with Original Source Mint shower gel.
The VIRGIN Mary used original source... Look what happened.
when you rent a house and the hotel across the street (constantly being shook down or "shot up on the block") and there are hookers (atleast 6) who are having a orgy in the shower after a crack deal. Usually spawning a crackbaby with infectious disease. (ex. aids, cancer, radiation dick, or some shit like that)
Hey look over there, there's a "six hooker shower orgy" going on at the crackhead inn.
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An extreme reluctance to doing something.
Man, Sundays are depressing. I'd rather shower at Penn State then go to work tomorrow.
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Where your gf or significant other has to ft and canβt turn down to ft while they shower
βIβm gonna call you soon, I gotta shower and itβs National ft bf in shower dayβ
Deodorant Only.
I overslept and didn't have time for a real bath,so I just took an OWS (Occupy Wall Street) shower instead.
November 7th is National shower Meryem with affection day. On this day you gotta shower anyone named meryem with a shit ton of affection but they have to have a ginger cat otherwise they SUCK πππ
random person: omg itβs november 7th
someone who isnβt kore: AYEEE ITS NATIONAL SHOWER MERYEM WITH AFFECTION DAY ππ
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