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Enjoying a wank and a joint at the same time
*Peter expelled his load and slumped back in his chair toking on his joint* "Fuck me that was a good smoking pillar~"
A play on the term from the prohibition years, it's a bar (usually privately owned) that you can smoke cigarettes inside of even though it's against state law.
Person 1: Lets hit a bar, wanna go to TGIFridays?
Person 2: NO WAY! I like to smoke when I drink, let's go to the Hi-Brow, it's a Smoke-Eazy.
Person 1: Awww man, I really wanted some Avocado Egg Rolls with my beer. :-(
Person 2: ........
When you go out for a smoke just to play angry birds away from work, similar to an angry shit. One form of "skating" out of work, but for the productive reason of maintaining a professional appearance at work and getting your gaming done outside.
Man i gotta angry smoke that, people are dissin me for having my phone out while working.
A gesture you make to a mate when you are talking to a girl and need to escape. The gesture looks like you threw a smoke bomb onto the floor.
Your friend will come along and offer up some excuse to get you out of there unscathed.
Eddie: Makes the Smoke Bomb gesture
Jason: Rushes up to Eddie Eddie your house is on fire, we better leave!
The act of blowing smoke in a person's face so as to challenge them to a smoke duel.
Aww shit. That bitch just got smoke slapped.
A "joke smoke" is that of a cigarette which is prepared for someone whom is a known bum. Loaded with horse hair/ match heads/ gun powder... it is prepared to teach a valuable lesson to the receiver.
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Example;
I gave that bludger a "joke smoke" now he is missing half his face. HAHA
A term used to describe the action of giving and/or receiving a rimjob and a vigorous handjob at the same time. Mainly used by homosexuals
"Hey bro do you wanna Hop on Among Us tonight?"
"Nah bro I'm too tired, how about we just smoke up"