Stick it to the flopper

Super glueing your girl/boy friend's dildo's to various body parts of a friend who is sleeping.

Hey Nelson is asleep lets stick it to the flopper

Okay I'll get the dildos and super glue :D

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jib stick

toothpick

The ribs was good. I need a need a jib stick to finish up.

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Mud Stick

A small branch used to collect mud near the bonfire, so as to fling on noobs.

"Who the hell are those noobs?" "I'm gonna spray them with my mud stick."

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Fuck-Stick

A Washington D.C. black slang word for a nymphomaniac: A female who has, for no payment whatsoever, permitted and encouraged Many-Many different penises to enter her vaginal cavity, for the express purpose of vaginally massaging each penis to the point of orgasm, i.e. ejaculation within her vaginal walls.

Joyce is a real Fuck-Stick because she fucked the entire black contingent of the Adelphi University basketball team.

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Pork Stick

From the Tom Green song "Pet names for Genitalia"

A penis.

I refer to my wang as a Pork Stick because I'm hungry.

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pit-stick

Underarm deodorant

Man, you smell; did you use a pit-stick today?

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sissy stick

Also known as a curling stick. A 3'-5' long rod typically with a cylinder on the end that slides over the handle of a curling rock. It is used to deliver a curling rock from a standing or upright position instead of delivering it by hand from a traditional sliding position. The term could be considered offensive or derrogatory as it implies that the user is a sissy for using it. Using a curling stick without a perceived need to use one is sometimes considered an unfair advantage. It is like parking in a handicapped parking spot: you better need it or you look like a cheat.

I can't stand curling against Dave. He never misses a shot with that sissy stick; he doesn't need it and he should be delivering the rock like everyone else.

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