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When a man fucks another guy in the butt. He makes love to his ass and can't get enough. Homosexual or gay men do this with eachother when theyre horny. Its fun.
I love to have butt sex with my boyfriend rehmeyer when I get horny.
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Any form of dungeon where sexual activities occur.
At one extreme this is a spare room in a house containing some vaguely dungeony artefacts like plastic handcuffs where a consensual couple may role play S&M when they are in the mood for some minor kink.
The other extreme is an actual dungeon in the dark, dank bowels of an actual castle where individuals are held permanently against their will and forced to perform unspeakable acts for the gratification of their captor.
Customer: "Do you sell galvanised steel chain?"
Shop assistant: "Yes sir, aisle 6"
Customer: "Great, and do you have manacles?"
Shop assistant: "Sorry we're fresh out, have you tried 'Sex Dungeons R Us'?"
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1.Having something suck, or being incredibly lame.
2.Summing up an entire conversation
1.Dude, this game is total butt sex, I'm done
2. After a long pointless story....one answers
"So pretty much butt sex right?"
"Yeah pretty much"
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What Sookie Stackhouse and Bill Compton did in episode 1x08 of HBO's True Blood ("The Fourth Man in the Fire"). Total hotness.
"Did you see Bill come up out of the ground completely naked and have hot graveyard sex with Sookie?"
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Raiden was pushed to the bed by Logan, his cock hardening in his boyfriend's grasp. "I'm going to make you feel good, let's hope your brother doesn't hear us.." Logan smirked, and Raiden nodded, incapable of words as Logan removed his shirt in one smooth movement, pinching his nipple's. Raiden let out a soft moan, bringing Logan closer, wrapping his legs round his waist. They both stripped each other until they were French kissing, completely naked. Raiden let out a moan as Logan bit into his shoulder, before feeling a long, hard, protected dick slide into him. He let out a loud moan, gripping into Logan's hair as he was thrusted into. "Ngh~ Lo..." He started, before stopping the talk, giving into the pleasure. Logan smiled, thrusting harder, kissing Raiden and staring into his eyes. "You sexy slut~" He whispered, nibbling Raiden's earlobe.
Raiden smiled, hearing the bed creak, Logan whispering, the little *slap slap slap* of the beautiful gay sex. The door opened and Raiden's twin brother Tempest walked in. they weren't identical, but alike. "RAIDEN, WHA-" Raiden sat up. Shit. They'd been caught out. "DON'T. Tell dad.
My throat tasted like Terry's chocolate orange writing this even though I haven't had one for months. Someone buy me a chocolate orange.
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Someone who is enthusiastic about sex and all it implies! This person has used sex to get what they want; Is alright with casual sexual relationships; Is ALWAYS excited and ready to have sex or perform sexual acts; Has sex often. This person is not a hoe as this person practices safe sex (most of the time) and does not discuss his or her conquests except with a close friend.
Sasha is such a sex-enthusiast, she is always ready for a good time!
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Sex 3 is what someone would look up right after they found out urban dictionary has a definition for sex 2.
Person 1: Oh my god, they even have a definition for sex 2! This is so funny!
Person 2: Look up sex 3 next!
Person 1: It stops being funny after a while, Kyle.
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