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The unseen micro particles that float in the air after someone breaks wind.
Dude...that was nasty...your fart flake landed in my nose. Gross!
When someone’s fart makes the air around them smell like a farm
I thought it smelled because of a nearby farm but I soon realized that one of the guys just let out farmer’s farts!
A pair of boxers that a boy keeps in his room and never washes. These are usually his prized possession in his messy room / closet. They usually smell like the boy's farts, since he would have done so in them many times before.
boy 1: what are these?
boy 2: my fart-boxers, they're always lying around here.
boy 1: oh, nice man; mine are blue.
a fard and pee at both the same time
"dave, im in the 1 percent, I just pee farted!"
When it's real chilly out and you let a hot one rip and it freezes half way out your ass
Damn dude, this frozen fart is making my ass hole numb
A banana fart is when a guy is giving a girl anal and the girl happens to fart.
Eww did you just banana fart on my dick?
Oops sorry...
Any fart that lasts a full 8 seconds or longer.
John: "Damn Terry, that fart went a full 8 seconds!"
Dave: "That's a rodeo fart!"