Mom hot

Soft around the edges, with extra weight in the right areas and giving off a, "I know how to take care of you" vibe.

Most MILFs are mom hot because having kids increases their bust and hips. These new enhanced curves and increased nurturing disposition brings out strong primitive response in most men.

Term can also be used to describe most MINAs (Mother In Need of Attention).

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hot spitz

the profuse amount of hot saliva that forms in one's mouth just before they throw up.

move out of the way, i got the hot spitz. i'm gonna barf.

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Dirty hot

Someone so hot you want to do dirty things to them

Dayam that gurl / guy is dirty hot!

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hot laura

When you're hitting it from behind, and she suddenly stands up in downward dog and smears vag juice on your upper lip... Like a Dirty Sanchez but from her perspective.

Everything was going great, and then she bucks up and hits me with a Hot Laura.

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deliciously hot

An adjective used to describe something or someone that is particularly sexy or attractive. May also be used sarcastically in reference to whores.

"Michelle, that absence of clothing is deliciously hot."

"The entire dance team is deliciously hot with all their mini skirts"

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hot shiner

1. a hot Shiner (any variety) beer
2. to give a girl a half-zombie or part of angry pirate by cumming in an eye and then poking a girl in the same eye with your dick

1. I paid $5 for this f-in hot Shiner.
2. This girl gave me head at a party, but when she started biting, I decided to give her a hot shiner.

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Hot Crocking

Brewing up a big, massive shit in your bowels for an impending assplosion. Like a fat hunk of meat stewing in a crock pot all day.

Braaaaaahhh I am hot crocking right now. My bowels are sloshing. It’s gonna explode soon.

I was Hot crocking all night at the bar but I passed out when I got home. Needless to say the overnight stew was a wet explosion this morning.

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