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Top of the Tits

adj. - very best in class/quality

"Planning on fixing up my ride til it's top of the tits."
"Jared didn't just win the Halloween contest, his costume was absolutely top of the tits."
"My night was top of the tits until James puked on my new Jordans."

by hatedderok October 23, 2012

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Tit Tats

Tatoo's on a nice pair of tits

yo man did u see those chicks tit tats?!

hell yea those were sexy as hell

by Robert Araiza February 2, 2008

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Leather Tit

A woman who has been rode hard over the years, who has 5 childeren or more, whithin the perameteres of 13 months, in a fiscal year. Rendering her nipples and breasticle areas, similar to leather and or pleather, similar to a couch or a salty baseball glove.

Holy crap, shes an old leather tit, looks like she been rode hard and put away wet.

by leatherlipz March 20, 2012

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Pit Tits

Fat or flesh that can't be classified as back fat or actual breast tissue that hangs under the arms. They are the counterpart to Bingo Wings, the excess fat or sagging skin

on the upper arms. When not compressed by the bra of a band or other "foundation garment", excessive pit tits can prevent the owner from drawing their arms to their ides, giving them a sumo wrestler stance.

I wish it were possible to moosh my pit tits into the cups of my bra. Maybe then, I wouldn't need a wonderbra just to look proportionate.

by Ephemily January 10, 2013

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Tits in an asshole

When a women inserts her tit into a man or womans rectum.

Your mother stuck her tits in an asshole

by dmilleville90 November 22, 2009

24๐Ÿ‘ 21๐Ÿ‘Ž


Sweet Tits

A pet name for female police officers given by Mel Gibson. Used primarily in between anti-semitic rants.

What are you staring at sweet tits?

by MG8NJ August 5, 2006

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Tits Tourettes

The condition of using Tits as a swear word in you're everyday conversations. A cousin disorder to the Tourettes Syndrome. Very addictive once started, Tits tourettes, is spreading throughout the nation. Rumored to have started by a certain Kaitlyn Fairbairn, tits tourettes is threatening to overcome the problem of swearing. Usually used in substitute of the word Fuck, and used in conjunction with the words, hell, shit, etc. Sometimes people misuse their tits tourettes and use it along with the word Fuck. It is morally wrong to use Tits and Fuck in the same sentence. It's derogatory.

" What the tits?"

" shut up you tit "

"Quit being such a tit "

" What the tit is going on here?"

" This is tittin' ridiculous"

" you gave me tittin' tits tourettes"

by SSparksten January 10, 2010

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