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Two men cut off a womans neck and begin to fuck it from each side. Eventually there dicks will get stuck. And they will have to push them together to get out.
Dude did you hear they cut out that chicks neck and turned her into a chinese Dick trap just because she wouldn't give them brain.
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The highly skilled female authority figure of the home where illicit drugs are made and/or distributed and sold. Often times, she is directly involved in the manufacture of the drugs.
Describes a former girlfriend who "learned how to cook crack, and she kind of did it so good that she made enough for the both of us. She knew how to stretch that s--t..." -- Fetty Wap
Have you seen that girl cook crack? No wonder she is the trap queen.
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A insult similar to Your mom gay, your dad's a lesbian, and your granny a tranny. Basically claiming someones's family is filled with homo-sexuals and "Un-desirables"
Josh : "Daniel Your mom Gay"
Daniel : "Your Dads a lesbian"
Josh : "Your Granny a tranny "
Daniel :"Your Grand-pap Trap"
Josh : "Dies a painful death then is immediately sent to hell'
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The effect of surprising an Asian lover with the "Shocker", immediately followed by a punch to the stomach. The unfortunate adventurer is trapped in a simultaneous vaginal- and anal-clinch.
Godspeed.
She got out of line, so I treated myself to the old Chinese Finger Trap
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A sexual act where you hide on the side of the dollar general on Riverside Drive until your cousin comes running by then you drop kick them and start blowing them.
Tina warned Ed about the New Miami Speed Trap but he didn’t listen.
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When someone farts in the car while driving and traps you by locking all the windows so you can't breathe. Victims are forced to open the doors to gain fresh air while avoiding death by fart or other moving vehicles.
I was in a Speeding Car Fart Trap the other night. Jon kept farting and locking all the windows and we were forced to open the doors while he was driving. If I didn't open the door to get some air I would've thrown up!
When your friend gets married and you never see him anymore because his wife keeps him in an unseen basement.
"Hey have you heard from Andrew lately?"
"No, Karen has him locked in a back door trap door."
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