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brutally loving dough and uncle absolutely smashing the f out of the dough
My uncle is making the best pizza
he loves it too much
Uncle Lori is Lori lightfoot, Chicago’s mayor
“Uncle Lori just shut the city down again.”
When your uncle puts on a black latex suit and nothing is showing except for his stinky sack.
Will Zientko loves watching uncle blow dick dance around freakishly
Going through a homeless tent town as fast as you can collecting as many man loads as you can in a homemade funnel.
After the funnel has redhead MAXIUM CAPACITY...butt chug it.
Then walk into a day care while telling the children you’re the frosting monster, as they cry.
“Mom, did you see me give The Uncle Charlie to those kids?”
The man the myth the legend, dirty uncle yellow( Ryan wiegand). Known for cooking bomb ass food, spinning fire, cutting up goats in tents at festivals to
Feed everyone around for days, and falling asleep randomly, at any time or place.
Duy for short
Did you see dirty uncle yellow taking to Ben earlier around 2pm. Yeah I seen him yellowing out while leaning against a tree mid sentence.
The spare room your uncle keeps locked.
Often the location of thousands of pornographic DVDs , VHS tapes and magazines.
Occasionally the location of you wearing only bunny ears surviving solely on corn cobs and diet orange soda.
After two weeks in Uncle Randy's funhouse, I don't think I'll ever be able to sit right again. All the eye bleach in the world could never be enough.