what the problem is

what happened how can i help you out of your ethical quagmire

yo why u walkin, what the problem is?

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What the SHIT?

Unlike that other guy said, this did not originate from Beebo. It originated from PG-13 movies that didn't want to say what the fuck, or had already said fuck once and still wanted it to be a PG-13 movie. Basically a pussy version of what the fuck that sounds way shittier than what the hell. If you hear a guy say "what the shit", slap him. Repeat offenders should be shot, stabbed, thrown into a swimming pool full of rabid badgers, whatever you want.

Dumbass: What the SHIT?

Me: What the FUCK are you talking about? *slaps the dumbass*

Dumbass: What the shit did you do that for?

Me: That's it, asshole. *grabs dumbass by the shirt, throws him into a swimming pool full or rabid badgers*

Dumbass: AAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRGGGGGHHHH*continues screaming for several minutes as he is torn apart*

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"What a life!!"

say this in response to a stupid comment to describe someone's lame actions

Dude, that was lame..."What a life!!" you lead

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what it do

"Hey man, whats going on?" (in black people talk)

Malik: What it do, Terrance?

Tywon: Nothing, want to get some lunch?

Malik: Fo sho. I'll bring a blunt over.

Tywon: Holla.

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What a LAD!

A Stupid fucking catchphrase used by chavs and swagfags, or as they call themselves, "LADS".

You should have seen it mate, josh walked over to that girl and tapped her ass, What a LAD!

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What's a truck?

A rhetorical question, rooted in Distillers message board lore, which has become a metaphysical problem of tremendous proportions.

When someone asks you what a truck is, don't pretend you know. Your concept of a truck, as a big motor vehicle with a flat bed in back, or perhaps as the piece of metal that connects the wheels of a skateboard to the deck, is only scraping the surface of this quandary. This question is on par with the meaning of life, in terms of complexity.

"Dude, I kept seeing these huge wheeled things on I-80, on my way up here. It was alarming, I have no idea what they were."

"Don't look at me, I have no idea what you were talking about."

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Fuck the what

Not caring about a particular problem anymore.

Whatever.

Ticket inspector- Kid, let me see your ticket please.

Todd- Ah damn, where is it? I think I dropped it on the way here.

Ticket collector- You know what? Fuck the what man, get in kid.

Todd- Thanks:)

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