Are you sure?

A phrase used to make fun of a person for saying something completely obvious.

Person 1: *drops her purse and already leans to pick it up*
Person 2: you dropped your purse.
Person 1: Are you sure?

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Are You In The Army?

A VERY common question asked toward a person wearing woodland camouflage.

"Are you in the Army?"
"No. And you should know that there are more branches than just the Army. There's the Marines, Navy, Air Force & Coast Guard."
"Well excuse me! Jesus Christ I didn't know that! God you're such an ass-hole!"

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bitch you

fuck you. Well, its a british "joke" in my school. it makes no sense but who cares

Bitch you, Tina!

You are such an idiot, bitch you!

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You People!

refering to others that are not of your race.

The meaning of You People!"Right You People, follow me." "Wait what do you mean by You People?"

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You Out

The response to someone who says or does something stupid, unnecessary, or wrong.

Person1: what's 1+1?
Person2: 3?
Person1: YOU OUT

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thank you fuck you bye

the signature catch phrase of pro wrestling manager and commentator Jim Cornette

as in Vince Russo is a shitstain Thank You Fuck You Bye

Vince Russo is a shitstain Thank You Fuck You Bye

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where are you at?

the most common way to ask someone their location that only makes you sound dumb. the "at" is not needed and only prolongs a response cause the person being asked is rolling their eyes and sighing.

Jules: Ah yes; I expected your arrival 20 hours ago.
Verne: Yeah yeah yeah... I got caught up but we are close by.
Jules: Where are you at?
Verne: You mean, "Where are you?" Sheesh! Where are you at?
You say it like that all the time. It's, "where are
you?!" Get it right and call me back.

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