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Dirty Mohan

The dick of a man who embraces the most masculine caresses with love. When passion erupts within the testicles he moans “I need more delicious sauce in my holes. Fill me until I brimming with tears!!!” The climax fucking ends in ruins of disappointment because I huffed Viagara. Priapism of my member feels tender, electric eels would be necessary to revive the sick. #truestory

Nurse: ‘Doctor! We have a male patient in the emergency room; he pulled a dirty Mohan!’
Doctor: ‘Dear lord! Fetch the electric eels at once!’

by CIWood August 31, 2024


Dirty vann

Hot sexy big black cock man

I I love him, he is such a dirty vann

by Balls8889 July 21, 2022


dirty haeden

When your partner (topically a man) puts three fists up you anus then grabs you liver and makes hole and it’s in it

me and jack did dirty haeden last night

by Jesus Harold Christ March 12, 2024


dirty haeden

when a young man (usually a homosexual) proceeds to go sexually harass young boy by shoveing rubic cubes up there anus, it could be replaced with a horses penis

My older brother is in jail for a dirty haeden

by Jesus Harold Christ April 5, 2024


Dirty Flowers

When two male work partners are riding in a work truck on an army base the passenger is on the phone while jacking off the driver

Must be nice to drive Mrs Daisy and get a Dirty Flowers every day

by Big daddy rabbit April 18, 2023


The Dirty Valet

A man or woman on all fours reaches back and inserts your penis or fist in their anus.

Girl wanted it bad. She did the Dirty Valet before I put the rubber on dawg.

by BarebackJack December 20, 2017


Dirty Leland

A guy who’s friends hide in his closet and come out at night to peg him

Matt loves loves it when we dirty Leland him

by Moisty Woisty September 2, 2021