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Don't be looking at my ass

When a divorced rough middle aged man catches you looking at his ass whilst he holds an item of choice

Guy: Wow look at his ass
Divorced man: Don't be looking at my ass (item of choice is a cold coffee)

by Dr. ShrimpPuertoRico December 18, 2021


taco lookin ass

That one Latinn cunt who act like he got no time for his friends.

Alex is a fuckin taco lookin ass bitch.

by Lazyloocoo June 9, 2016


Broke-assed

Past of broke-ass

See broke-ass for Broke-assed

by V.Sylva February 25, 2012


literal ass-hat

(N) Someone who relentlessly stalks you on tumblr and shitposts about you

Yeah, I know dude. That literal ass-hat was on my blog like 3 times in one hour

by mmmmblockinoutthehaterz April 3, 2015


a fat ass nut

An expression used to indicate that something was very good/enjoyable

*A conversation between a couple is screenshotted and posted*
*The screenshot is then posted on instagram*
Caption: “After midnight conversation are a fat ass nut PERIOD🤪🤤”

by bitchfuckyourhoeshit December 29, 2017


Ass-canker

A nasty female/male your son/daughter is currently dating that has a bunch of unkept kids, will not work, lives to beg for help on any social media and rides the welfare system instead of doing anything to help themselves. This is just nasty, vile and no class or tact at all.

Jordans new g/f amber is an ass-canker.

by Lilmizdiz September 26, 2021


Ass Twix

When a twix bar gets lodged up your ass. And when you get a colonoscopy or a colonic, the doctor would be proud of you.

Damn, that ass twix is fine!

by Vakotus December 6, 2016