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A shootout between street punks over women, status, or cred.
A few thugs got into an L.A. dick contest in the parking lot at the club in Compton Saturday night.
When you get a blow-job from someone with braces
Man I just got my dick shredded by Ke-ke.
When your dick is so big it hits the girls wall. 4 inches left of hammer a you can’t push anymore in. I hope I’m not the only one blessed with a curse of a disgustingly huge dick
LAURa :Ugh please stop !!! I feel your FAT DICK HITTING THE WALL, you’re gonna ruin my insides !!!
Sean: well Its not even close to being in all the way you must have a shallow bucket.
A woman who hates men. Typically has short hair, or is in a lesbian relationship.
"That dick-clipper told me I couldn't fish here."
Man responsible for parts of the live action Scooby Doo movies.
When your dick hard then you see what's underneath the broads clothes and your boner takes a fart and goes limp.
I took the broad home for sexy time, but she took her clothes off and I had fart dick.
Trying/Getting a girl to have sex with you
Guy Juan - That girl with Jon Jon is pretty hot.
Guy 2 - Yeah, he's just trying to get his dick felt.