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something that you don't have, you small dick
you just don't have a large dick
An accumulation of flour-esque residue located on the male genitalia, most often in and around folds.
Is that toe cheese on your penis or just some dick flour?
1. Used when a guy is boasting or is too full of himself, to tell him he needs to get real and be more modest.
2. Used when a guy is too horny, to tell him he needs to cool down and stop thinking about sex. Cf. "take a cold shower".
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I could pick up in 5 seconds every chick in the club!
Dude, put the dick away. That's too much!
(2)
Boy: You look so sexy tonight, wanna follow me to the restroom?
Girl: Put your dick away, you're sicko!
Literally a dick in a basket. A penis in a bowl.
Dude, why did you put your dick in a basket?
The term “Femboy dick tickler” is used to describe one who helps with the orgasm of a femboy.
Person 1: Stfu femboy dick tickler
Person 2: Kys
When a male or female tries, successfully or unsuccessfully, to hinder your machismo, shame your libido, supplant your alpha male status, or otherwise bar your cocks will to power, and justice is subsequently served to you through that person's misfortune, you get your 'Dick Justice'
Man, my neighbor totally boned that chick I brought over. What a jack hole. But I'll get my dick justice...
Dick Boating (v) The act of burying one's face in some dudes crotch and blowing raspberries on his junk.
SEE ALSO: Outboard Canoe
"Dude, Jenny went Dick Boating with me last night and it was AWESOME!"