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Pours milk and cereal on his dick than feeds it to an elderly man, then pisses into his mouth while singing happy birthday while clapping
When grandma came over, he asked for a Dirty Camden for his birthday
When you hit it in the back of mcdonald’s with the man grabbing grass and inserting it into you
Did you see her getting a dirty laikin?
This is when you chupa mi Verga in the morning. Chupa mi cuolo in the afternoon.
I sure am looking forward to a dirty carrera today
A girl who acts super innocent, but loves anal and squirts!
I thought this girl would be super vanilla, but turns out that she was a Dirty Ambrea!
When you eat a taco right before ass sex and you feel the burn of the taco making it’s way out and schlong making it’s way in
We made an unexpected dirty majgull yesterday, she didn’t tell me she had eaten 3 tacos
Where you fart in a women’s mouth, then proceed to suck it out and swallow
Hey bro I totally pulled a dirty O’Connor lastnight!
when you grab a penguin and put its peak in your partner's anus and proceed to have anal sex with the penguin.
i pulled a dirty zippy last night with Ethan