to be so horny that you could fuck a noodle
joe was so horny that he thought to ooble fuck. he cooked a noodle and had sex with it.
a person that fucks multiple people only once and then leaves to the next dick
your nothing but a one fuck slut
When you have a closing shift but you need to open the next day. Also called clopening.
Dan Schneider: "What do you mean you have to work tomorrow morning? Didn't you just close?"
Rob Dyrdek: "They hit me with the San Diego Double Fuck man. I have to go in again."
If You Sense Someone Tracing Words, They Are Homocidal Anod What The Fuck
If You Sense Someone Tracing Words, They Are Homocidal Anod What The Fuck
A generally stupid person, rarely used as a joke, a cunt is the worst thing you can call someone.
“Bro you’re so goofy shut the fuck up you fucking cunt ass bitch😹😹”
Fucking Love defined is the ability to complete your promises while not being held accountable by anybody. It's the ability to let those who you do love walk away and live their life.
It's the ability to be happy for the other while they find their own.
Fucking Love is continuing to trek on when being happy meant the other died to achieve it.
I fucking love you, unconditionally. I think you never understood that. Enough to keep quiet and make your own choices in which you did. Just like you asked.
I am still right here, as promised.
It's simple it's just one big mother fucking tornado
Joe: oh shit that's one big as mother fucking tornado
Jake: holy shit you're right ruuuuuunnn!!!