The crumbles of weed left over at the end of an Oz or more
I don't wanna use the good stuff, hand me the dick weed!
Take your massive or small cock and put it on a piece of paper in religion class. Then you roll it up and light it. After you light it you have fun and smoke it.
Where all men with a penis size 6 1/2 inches complete a circle jerk 3 times a day
Timmy: time to do big dick December
usually referring to a penis under the size of .3 centimeters when flaccid
get that fucking pube outta my vag.... oh wait THATS YOU microphalise dick
smallest dick, below than average
The court held that mior's dick is smaller than pleading margin
When he dick you down so good it feel like you high off dick.
“I was so dick high i couldn’t even stay standing”
Verb; To react (or overreact) in an ungraceful and panicked manner to an unexpected occurrence, much as one would if a dismembered dick was dropped into their hand without warning.
"The second I saw all those bears, I pitched a dick right out of there."
"Pitch a dick, lads! It's the police!"