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trump dick

The smallest of its kind

Did you see that trump dick? It is so small!

by lijordon January 26, 2017


Long Esophagus For Dick

Guys would say “she got a big lefd”. Clearly saying he/she had oral sex

Damn she got a lefd!” Long esophagus for dick!!!!

by fuckshitbitch December 6, 2018


Tricky Dick

When a man is at a strip club standing on the floor in front of a waist-high stage with both arms raised and fingering 2 different strippers who are standing above him simultaneously at his left and his right, thus resembling Richard Nixon’s iconic “raised arms with double peace fingers” in American culture.

Yo dude, check it out, Rich is giving those 2 strippers a “tricky dick!” He must be ambidextrous.

by Kindogg11 March 31, 2019


Tittie Dick

A person who places their penis in between male or female breasts.

"He just tittie dicked that bitch"
"Look at that tittie dick over there dicking those titties."

by Derick Ruhl October 5, 2020


Lizard Dick

Slang term for genital psoriasis which can cause patches of skin to appear dry and scaly. Still has the potential to fuck, not recommended.

I heard Keller piped yesterday bro
Doesn’t that dude have a skin infection

Yes bro he’s laying’ down that lizard dick

by November 13, 2022


Dick Tits

A provocative term.

*guy stubs his toe.* ¨Damn it, fucking Dick Tits!¨

by jakfrost January 11, 2017


Dick-Tits

elongated phallic shaped nipples that sway to and fro!

Just as I took her shirt off, OH MY GOD... SHE'S GOT DICK-TITS! {Abrupt projectile vomit}

by jib9119 August 18, 2013