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That one guy you know that will whip out his dick for absolutely no reason and act like nothing happened
Look at that dick flinger he just showed me his dick on the playground
The primary means of transportation for fitness minded penises everywhere.
My wife gave Big John (her name for my male part) a dick bicycle for Christmas so he could stay in shape.
The first time a dick sees a pussy pussy it shakes wildly, resulting in premature ejaculation premature ejaculation.
Girl: "Are you ready?"
*Girl spreads her legs*
Boy: "OH FUCK YE.... Shit!"
Black guy climbing in from window: "Shit boy. He's got a serious Shaky Dick
Some one who's bullshitting. Also may talk shit all the time and possibly be gay.
Aj is a dick in the butt as nigga, always got some shit to say, he's gotta be gay.
The ducked down giraffe is a wild Scottish animal and is not hard to spot. They stand over 7ft tall and normal width. If you want to catch a Dicked Down Giraffe just say something and the nosy bitch will turn round to hear what your saying even is it literally has nothing to do with them.
“Did you see the dicked down giraffe”
“turn around dicked down giraffe I didn’t say your name”
when youve had so much sex that ur dick is swelling. same thing with fapping.
i got plush dick cuz i took multiple pics of mom taking a shit with a camera i taped onto the ceiling. and fapped to that too much! im suprised she didnt notice it. gonna have to edit the part out of my dad jacking off.
When somebody leaves there’s trailer in your way of trying to do your job
I wish somebody would stop slam dicking these trailers around so i could go home on time for once