Uses his degree to condescend to everyone around him. Most times the information is inaccurate and easily verifiable via the internet.
"Sorry about Ryan. I just googled it and grapes don't actually grow underground. He's just another dick with a degree."
A girl who is sweet but just got out of a serious relationship with jerk and now she's been a jerk to him for everyone to see
People need to get off her back and remember she's a dick's girl
Going in raw while she is dry and while pulling out it causes a tearing feeling on your dick.
"Why is he walking around like that?."
"I heard he got ripped dick."
Dick riding disorder (DRD) is a disorder that usually affects 1-4 people at a time, typically during an argument or conflict between two different parties
I argued with him and his 3 other friends jump in to defend him
dick riding disorder (DRD)
A tattoo artist that intentionally hides an erect or flaccid penis within the artwork of the tattoo that they are working on for no particular reason. Usually these tattoo artists take great pride at hiding their marvelous penis artwork from a majority of most people's eyes and is very hard to find to the untrained eye. Perfect
After saving my hard-earned money for 3 years, laboring day and night with blisters on my hands and feet, I finally got enough money together for the rocket ship tattoo on my back I've been saving up for. But lo and behold, my tattoo artist was a dick fly and I now have the world's largest boner on my back.
Master of Dick, Dick as in the male reproductive organs. The person who commands all dick.
John: Yo bro Ava called me The Dick Master yesterday!
This means that the person really hates you and doesn't want to be around you. If someone says this to you, you should probably think of a comeback but if you can't just walk away like you think you're hot.
person 1: do you want to go on a date with me?
person 2: no sorry
person 1: I hate you so much go suck a dick
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