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usually referring to a penis under the size of .3 centimeters when flaccid
get that fucking pube outta my vag.... oh wait THATS YOU microphalise dick
smallest dick, below than average
The court held that mior's dick is smaller than pleading margin
When he dick you down so good it feel like you high off dick.
“I was so dick high i couldn’t even stay standing”
Verb; To react (or overreact) in an ungraceful and panicked manner to an unexpected occurrence, much as one would if a dismembered dick was dropped into their hand without warning.
"The second I saw all those bears, I pitched a dick right out of there."
"Pitch a dick, lads! It's the police!"
The smallest of its kind
Did you see that trump dick? It is so small!
Guys would say “she got a big lefd”. Clearly saying he/she had oral sex
“Damn she got a lefd!” Long esophagus for dick!!!!
When a man is at a strip club standing on the floor in front of a waist-high stage with both arms raised and fingering 2 different strippers who are standing above him simultaneously at his left and his right, thus resembling Richard Nixon’s iconic “raised arms with double peace fingers” in American culture.
Yo dude, check it out, Rich is giving those 2 strippers a “tricky dick!” He must be ambidextrous.