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Day care kenel cough

Children picking up illness from other children.

Children picking up illnesses from other children and taking that cough or cold home to the parents. Honey, it seems like we have been constantly sick ever since we enrolled junior into day care. I know junior is sick today, but we both have to work, just send him in! And the vicious circle of "Day care kenel cough continues"!

by A Big Bad Boy October 16, 2011


Big Booty Day

March 9 is National Big Booty Day! Appreciate those with big booties

Jeri: Happy Big Booty Day!

Sam: Thanks! I have a bbl tho…

by Tom And Jeri March 8, 2024


Slap your cousin day

Just slap your cousin

Arina: hey pavel
Pavel: yes?

Arina: *slaps*
Pavel: ow

Arina: happy slap your cousin day

by Your_weird September 7, 2021

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Gundolf Day

Can either mean

Immersed in a certain topic more than usual for a long period of time.

Having trouble concentrating on your surroundings and daydreaming more than usual.

Named after Gundolf Köhler, who was known for being extremely immersed in Nazi Germany and was told to be living in his own fantasy world by his friends.

Guy 1: Hey man, why'd you get all these games out?
Guy 2: I guess it's a Gundolf day.
Guy 1: Ah, I see.

Guy 1: Hey dude, are you listening to me?
Guy 2: Uh, what? Sorry, i wasn't paying attention
Guy 1: Gundolf Day?
Guy 2: Haha, yeah.

by May 1, 2021


National give your bf $20 day

National give your bf $20 day is on October 11 of every year and you have to give your bf $20 no questions asked

“Hey babe today is national give your bf $20 day
“Ok”(hands $20 no questions asked)

by Hehehehehehheehhe October 10, 2022


A four horse day

A four horse day could mean a couple things, depending on who is speaking.

For example, it could mean:
"It's a very busy day at work"
Or
"It's nice to have so much free time to ride my horses"

A popular saying in the 20's, it had disappeared for several decades but has been making a comeback in recent years.

I can come out for one more, but I've got a four horse day tomorrow so I want to hit the hay before too late.

Man, I've been working so hard lately, can't wait for Sunday, it'll be a real four horse day!

by AmateurJuggler February 19, 2024


Rich day

A day where you can spend lots of money or if a person a very rich person

It’s a rich day

by JamesSmith34 January 8, 2023