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A game in which one swings a ball attatched to a string over their head. This person then chases others with the goal of wrapping the ball around their legs, which will make them fall.
Ted whirled the ball like a dervich in an intense game of Bogo-round up
The necessary vibe check for the safety and well being of one’s self or others for selfless reasons
Susie’s protesting the banning of abortions, they came correct, and up-to-hate
Two large people having uncomfortable sex in the back of a small car in the lay-by of a small countryside village.
After a romantic valentines night Raymond took Sophie up the Wichenford
When Felix is tired and can't word things properly
"I should be conked up"
A neck or facial tattoo, so named because of the number of employment avenues it removes. Level of giving up directly proportional to the size, number, and offensiveness of above-the-collar art.
Q: "Dude, why did you get those give up tattoos? Do you think Charles Schwab or Disney are looking to hire a guy with a giant fucking spider permanently painted on his face?"
A: ” It's cool, man. The only two industries I have any passion for are pornography and the custodial arts. No barriers there."
A noun referring to that moment when after you take your cousin, disembowel her, and use her viscera as a sexual lubricant while sodomizing her your mother walks in and says "I don't even know who you are anymore" and you reply "You probably didn’t recognize me because of the red arm".
Seamus never felt an ounce of regret, even right after his first Scandinavian Light Disco and Pull-up Bar.