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Rats-Assing

(1.) The act of bragging about something not at all worth bragging about. (2.) Someone who constantly brags or talks about things as if you should be jealous, when, in reality, you could really care less.

Walked into work with Lisa this morning. She was rats-assing about her weekend the whole way in.

by Cap1941 August 7, 2010


punji Ass spike

When one female takes a shit on the males penis and the male procedes to stick his penis in the woman's anus

Man I heard my friend gave his girl a punji ass spike yesterday

by fluffy:3 June 1, 2015


ass flinched

Giggling so hard that you end up moving a bit in your seat, about to fall off

PLZ I SAW MR. STUART WALK IN WITH HIS COSTUME AND I SWEAR MY ASS FLINCHED

by crocodile toes December 27, 2021


Red-Ass

A derogatory term used to describe any person who has dark skin. Referring to an individual who looks like a baboon.

That red-ass just stole my television.

by Red Arses October 16, 2023


two seat ass

A person so obese as to take up two seats on the bus or subway.

Man, my knee is fucking killing me but that two seat ass whale over there just sat down and took up the last two seats. They should make her buy two metropasses!

by lardophobic June 12, 2011


minor ass kicking

When a ass kicking occurs, however only to the level of small bruises and scrapes.

I was out with my bitchy girlfriend when she delivered a "minor ass kicking" when she found out I was cheating because my friends snitched, but I'm still fine!

by WallOGainz April 23, 2017

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Bandit ass

A sensitive ass due to the combination of poor hygiene and chafing. The result of being on the run or moving about with a poorly cleaned anus. Typically follows defecation.

After jogging for a block, I realized I had not wiped myself properly and had a raging case of bandit ass.

by ccfar May 20, 2022