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The biggest thing in the universe someone said that this thing cum with spatial matter
The theory of Kirill dick
An extension of " suck my dick "
You want me to do what?!?!!! Suck my dick in Macy's window.
Tip of the penis with slightly different skin tone and usually separated by skin ring marking the tip of penis to where the shaft starts. Usually more sensitive then rest of the penis.
Michael zipped his over sized dick~nipple in his zipper.
Someone who cuts off someone's dick and uses it as a dildo.
Guy 1: Did you see that gore and porn video with that woman and a butcher's knife?
Guy 2: Yeah, she was a dick stealer.
Larry has a portobello dick due to the fact that he is uncircumcised.
Every year on October 1 you have to suck your homies dick or loved one
Hey David you know its international suck dick day right -zip- now suck
A type of summer sausage stuffed in a large red fiberous casing often eaten by redneck males at construction sites or while fishing. It can usually be purchased at gas stations. Tip-Top brand from Taylor, Texas is a prime example.
Hey Bubba, pass me some of that donkey dick and cheese.