stood one up

To deliver a turd so large that you have to stand up off the pan in order to achieve maximum length.

To leave a turd standing up like a telegraph pole when you drop it.

‘Mate you were a long time in the toilet’
‘Yeah I’ve just stood one up, you should see it, it was magnificent’

Chalking up

To dip the end of your penis in a bag of cocaine

Chalking up, the only way I let the misses do coke

put the scaffolding up

when you're chatting up a sort in preparation of dropping game on her

yeah mate I'm about to put the scaffolding up now

Gashin' up

To act like your tough.

You you wanna quit Gashin' up or ill kick your head in.

Shut up kid

People usually use this word if they don't like you, or maybe if they are upset.

Hey you, You were being rude! Shut up kid.

Money ups

An urban version of pitching pennies. Two or more people can play. They all throw coins to a wall (usually a penny or copper) and the person whos coin landed closest to the wall wins. The game you used to lose your school money over or upgrade to the chicken fillet burger.

"Yo Murt you tryna play money ups"
"Shut up Tiff you're just gonna lose you're money again"
"No im not ive been practicing"
"Yeah come, you're gonna get smoked though, let's do 1 pound"
"Say no more"

crepe it up

(v) to make something sweet; say crepe it up to the max if you want type 2 diabetes.

Donald: Quack quack quack quack quack(ugh mickey the goddamn breads are fucking bland. gimme the sugar, imma crepe it up to the max)
Mickey: squeak sqeauk, sqeauk(hell fucking no, bitch)