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its howw your soull is whenn your a jerkk monkeyy lmao
haki saidd simones had a souless banana because she was a jerk monkey for not invitin him to the water event at the park overr springg breakk .
When the male partner is asked to peel a banana, gently insert it into the vagina and proceed to eat it down
Yo what you do last night?
I gave my girl a Banana Dave.
True did it taste good?
It was okay...
If you touch mushed up bananas you can get pregnant..
BEWARE!!! My friend touch it and shes 4 months pregnant
My mom also touched it and she has aids
Banana cum makes me preggers
when a male is masterbating and he went to hard at jacking off so he has a bruised penis
dude I got a bruised banana from jacking off last night
Take a shit inside your mouth and suck on your dick at the same time. After about 5 minutes you will be able to bleed out of your anus without trying.
Why don't I give you a banana BEN! omgf liek kthxpls. liek pwnt!!1 wholyyy sheit niggg thx j00. kthxbye
*not for sleeping in*
a male garment used to hold the "hardboys"
Crap, this banana hammock is riding up my ass.
When you fucking a girl on her period, make a bloody mess, pull out, start titty fuckiner her, cum in her face, and then shit on here stomach creating a banana split.
It took me a couple seconds to shit on her but I made my banana split.