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A Threesome involving a man or woman, a man and a midget.
When the woman lies on the bed or floor with her legs spread open and hands tied down. The man then jumps from something tall such as a shelf or table, with his dick arrect. He lands straight into her kitty pillow. A midget wearing a cherry costume then with his dick out jumps on top of the guy, dick slapping him in the face.
" My buddy was having a crazy party last week.
They even had a Flying Bananasplit in the living room."
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when a guy cums on a banana and makes a girl eat it, spit it out and rub it on her vagina and calls her dog in to eat it.
dude i cant believe her dog finished the banana slush! i shouldve eaten it
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-Banana, A subscriber of Onision who watches his videos so obsessively they begin to peel their own skin off while cannibalizing themselves to the point of death..
-Most Bananas, aka Onision subscribers windup dead or in the hospital due to the cancerous effect of his videos..Onision must be stopped!!
-EXAMPLE:A banana askes "Hey, have you heard of Onision?? " and Jaclyn Glenn asks the banana "Oh you mean the next Hitler??" and immediately after the banana kills himself/herself..
xo.A Onision banana often dabbles in occult since Onision is a sexy devil.ox
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If you touch mushed up bananas you can get pregnant..
BEWARE!!! My friend touch it and shes 4 months pregnant
My mom also touched it and she has aids
Banana cum makes me preggers
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Take a shit inside your mouth and suck on your dick at the same time. After about 5 minutes you will be able to bleed out of your anus without trying.
Why don't I give you a banana BEN! omgf liek kthxpls. liek pwnt!!1 wholyyy sheit niggg thx j00. kthxbye
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*not for sleeping in*
a male garment used to hold the "hardboys"
Crap, this banana hammock is riding up my ass.
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When you fucking a girl on her period, make a bloody mess, pull out, start titty fuckiner her, cum in her face, and then shit on here stomach creating a banana split.
It took me a couple seconds to shit on her but I made my banana split.
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