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Sheathing your pork sword to the hilt and bobbing it around till you catch something.
I was pork fishing a chick at the party last night; caught me some tuna dick, bro.
A fish that's lost in the snow, send help, he is stuck in the snow and we can't get him out. He's falling and he can't get up. If you see this please donate to my go fund me to put my pet fish down, he is blind and we need 2$ to kill him.
Greg the fish be thiccer than a snicker!
Like skinny dipping but on a boat while you're fishing. It's really just fishing naked on a boat.
Dave got a new boat and broke it in by doing some skinny fishing.
When people try to imitate skinny people. Just like cat fishing and black fishing, people try to be perceived a certain way that's different from who they really are.
It's problematic because it reflects shame about being a non-skinny bodytype and reinforces a standard of one rare bodytype.
It's okay to be skinny. But if you are not, that's fine aswell. Be yourself. Thrive. Love yourself.
1. When girls take leg pictures with their hip pushed slightly backwards, in order to have a thigh gap which they usually don't have, that's skinny fishing.
2. Lying on the beach and sucking in your tummy to a point where it gets ridiculously obvious. Nobody is gonna believe you are normally like this, sticking out ribs with a hollow tummy and a blue face yet your bum and legs look perfectly normal. Just breathe, okay?
3. Stretching your pictures for social media or even editing your limbs and waist tiny makes you guilty of skinny fishing. Just be yourself and stop promoting unrealistic ideals. Else you are part of the problem.
when there is literally anything fishing-related and it involves Miggy the waffle warrior
OMG that was an epic funny Miggy fishing moment!
Puking in a body of water, usually from drinking too much.
After the party, I ended up barking at fish as the sun rose over the ocean.
the name of a fish, a poor attempt at covering up a relationship yet is somehow working
Why the hell are you texting a Doug the fish?