Person who pretends to be high on (fill in blank).
he/she is a plastic brain scar
When you forget something incredibly important in a matter of seconds.
"Wait what'd you just say?"
"Oops looks like I had a john brain moment"
When getting a brain freeze, one may suddenly growl and grab the back of their head and thrash about in a vain effort to rid themselves of the effect.
Oh my god these chicken nuggets are so good GRRRR AAAH
Holy crap dude he's having a brain freeze possession
When sleeping during the night if a guy has an overly intelligent girlfriend it is possible to steal a few brain cells from his girlfriend if their heads are touching each other in just the right way. She will wake up just as intelligent because she has an endless supply of brain cells however the guy will wake up feeling smarter every time. It also helps the transfer if the guy is holding on to her almost like he is trapping her in his arms.
"I feel smarter today. I think that brain cell transfer worked."
An instrument connecting the human brain directly to various technologies.
The direct brain interface allows him to control the cursor on the computer with his thoughts.
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Bro, hypixel is the definition of terminal brain cancer
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The speech that results from a brain fart, which simultaneously promotes inspiration, fascination, and complete confusion. Few people leave a conversation with someone who suffers from ABF without saying, "Wow".
Most people go blank when experiencing a "Brain Fart" but some possess the unbelievable ability to create sentences during this time. These sentences are known as "Audible Brain Farts."
Me: Hey Coach
Coach: Oh hey Nate, you ready to run this Saturday?
Me: Yeah, I think I'm-
Coach: why don't you go home and get a warm one on your belly.
Me: WOW, I think coach suffers from ABF(Audible Brain Fart Disorder).
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