Black Jesus

The Unknown God Of the Gang Religion Could Be Eazy E Could Be Tupac or Some Old Bum For all us White People care

Yo, Nigga When I Got Hit By A Car I Thought I saw Black Jesus!!!!!!!

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jesus piece

a 5 cup rack in Beer Pong in which you place the cups 1,2,1,1 forming a cross, hence the jesus piece

Set it up, we want the jesus piece

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jesus freak

A title atheists give to anyone who follows Christianity.

Bob: Hi, I'm Bob and I'm a Christian. I believe Jesus died for my sins.

Rick: YOU FUCKING INTOLERANT JESUS FREAK!!! ALL YOU DO IS SHOUT HOW JESUS LOVES YOU!!!

Bob: <walks away>

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Laser Jesus

when somebody says laser jesus they mean a speed control camera. the word itself comes from the ancient sayings that jesus saved a lot of lives. Laser Jesus = a version of jesus that saves lives through laser beams.

GPS: "Laser Jesus coming up in 150 yards, slow down."

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jesus dyke

A swear word similar to jesus christ when used as an exclamation.

jesus dyke, that PBR is cheap!

jesus dyke! i'd love to snuggle up to those tits tonight!

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Jesus Christ

The Supposed Leader Of Christianity But Is Actually Beezlebub In Disguise Satan, and we all know that we can disprove christianity lie but they are mainly disregarded as conspiracy

Jesus Christ the son of god FTW!

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Sticky Jesus

Super glue your hands/feet ans preform felatio on yourself or partner

I gave my boyfriend a sticky jesus and it about turned into a stinky jesus

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