bear caught

Very Tired

He was bear caught after cutting the grass

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lil bear

A little bit.

"I'm tired." "You are?" "Yeah, I'm a lil bear tired."

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Mauled by Bears

What God wants to happen to every child who mocks a priest, as taken directly from His Word in the bible.

If ever you should speak ill of a clergyman, God is totally cool with you getting mauled by bears. Even if you're only eleven years old and self-conscious because your dick hasn't gotten any bigger yet.

2 Kings 2:23-24 NKJV

Then he went up from there to Bethel; and as he was going up the road, some youths came from the city and mocked him, and said to him, “Go up, you baldhead! Go up, you baldhead!” So he turned around and looked at them, and pronounced a curse on them in the name of the LORD. And two female bears came out of the woods and mauled forty-two of the youths.

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huggo bear

Hugo from Street Fighter 3: First Strike. The name comes from Hugo's grapple attacks (hugs) wrecking your day. Pronounced "Hug Oh Bear".

OMFG, I'm continuing again... That fucking huggo bear and his lame ass moonsault press!

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Boo Bear

a name for a guy who’s a hoe and needs his dick to fall off

my ex boyfriend is my boo bear

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Hoe bear

A male and/or female between the ages of 11 to 17 whom dresses and flaunts their "accets" like a whore or a slut.

In short, a hoe bear is generally a minor who is slutty or whorish. The best way to fend off a Hoe Bear, is to become

attractive and sexy to lure them in close distant to a light saber in which one should strike the Hoe Bear in the genitals

And it shall send the Hoe Bear fleeing to its home within the depths of its whispering eye. Some side effects of facing a
Hoe Bear are release of bowels, and irritability of cinnamon. Proceed with extreme caution!

"That girl is such a Hoe Bear! She slept with 5 guys just today"

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brown bear

slang term for unpassed fecal matter

There is a brown bear clawing at my back door. I need to take a shit.

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