An immature guy with one of the holy trifectas--very large phallus, very large libido, very large actual heart--that make you want to slap him really hard but sametime kinda hit your knees and succcsuccc best you can so he will appreciate you the most possible.
Ugh I dunno what I'm gonna do about him; so annoying at times, but big sigh he's suchhhh a Jake I can't help myself.
A person who has a crush on a girl named Aarina. They are "enemies" but secretly love each other. He is a bully and a demonic fireball.
the most perfect guy you’ll ever meet and makes you so thankful god had you find them. You can talk to them about anything and they’ll always make you laugh. They be looking tall asf and have the prettiest smile. They follow god and you can bring them to church w you. He’s crazy smart and adventurous and always make time for you even if he has sports. Jake is the most talented and flawless person ever <3
“Did you see Jake today?”
“ Yes he’s soooo dreamy”
A very gay man and ugly squirrel
*Watching the Grinch
Do you see the grinch he looks like A Jake
Yessir
Is considered a dirty type of guy. He is but the smartest but he makes up for it in charm. Plays a lot of board games and isn’t afraid to take poops on people’s cars. His favorite words are yo bro.