Banana-sleeves

A girl who uses fresh banana peels to jerk off dudes, usually after doing various sex acts with the banana (i.e. deep-throat chewing).

Cole- "So, how was Banana-sleeves last night?"

Kyle- "Dude, that shit was slick!"

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banana slush

when a guy cums on a banana and makes a girl eat it, spit it out and rub it on her vagina and calls her dog in to eat it.

dude i cant believe her dog finished the banana slush! i shouldve eaten it

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Onision Banana

-Banana, A subscriber of Onision who watches his videos so obsessively they begin to peel their own skin off while cannibalizing themselves to the point of death..
-Most Bananas, aka Onision subscribers windup dead or in the hospital due to the cancerous effect of his videos..Onision must be stopped!!
-EXAMPLE:A banana askes "Hey, have you heard of Onision?? " and Jaclyn Glenn asks the banana "Oh you mean the next Hitler??" and immediately after the banana kills himself/herself..

xo.A Onision banana often dabbles in occult since Onision is a sexy devil.ox

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Banana Cum

If you touch mushed up bananas you can get pregnant..
BEWARE!!! My friend touch it and shes 4 months pregnant

My mom also touched it and she has aids

Banana cum makes me preggers

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Banana Ben

Take a shit inside your mouth and suck on your dick at the same time. After about 5 minutes you will be able to bleed out of your anus without trying.

Why don't I give you a banana BEN! omgf liek kthxpls. liek pwnt!!1 wholyyy sheit niggg thx j00. kthxbye

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banana hammock

*not for sleeping in*

a male garment used to hold the "hardboys"

Crap, this banana hammock is riding up my ass.

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banana split

When you fucking a girl on her period, make a bloody mess, pull out, start titty fuckiner her, cum in her face, and then shit on here stomach creating a banana split.

It took me a couple seconds to shit on her but I made my banana split.

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