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You start off by playing ultimate frisbee with a banana. After the banana hits the ground enough times and becomes extremely mushy, the ultimate fun begins. One person then takes off their pants and bends over. Another person takes the mushy banana and thrusts it into the bent over person's anus. After all the banana mush covers the anus, a third party becomes involved. Have this third party lick the banana mush clean of the anus. Rinse, relax, repeat.
Although we lost 3-2 in ultimate banana, I went home satisfied and sore.
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When the male partner is asked to peel a banana, gently insert it into the vagina and proceed to eat it down
Yo what you do last night?
I gave my girl a Banana Dave.
True did it taste good?
It was okay...
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If you touch mushed up bananas you can get pregnant..
BEWARE!!! My friend touch it and shes 4 months pregnant
My mom also touched it and she has aids
Banana cum makes me preggers
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it is something that comes out of you when your uncle rubs your penis.
alan uncle, what you doing?
don't worry boy, just taking the banana milk out of you.
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Take a shit inside your mouth and suck on your dick at the same time. After about 5 minutes you will be able to bleed out of your anus without trying.
Why don't I give you a banana BEN! omgf liek kthxpls. liek pwnt!!1 wholyyy sheit niggg thx j00. kthxbye
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*not for sleeping in*
a male garment used to hold the "hardboys"
Crap, this banana hammock is riding up my ass.
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When you fucking a girl on her period, make a bloody mess, pull out, start titty fuckiner her, cum in her face, and then shit on here stomach creating a banana split.
It took me a couple seconds to shit on her but I made my banana split.
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