The 4th of August is official boob day. Your partner/resident boob owner must send you a photo of their boobs
Guy 1: Did you know it's international boob day?
Guy 2: No I had no idea- *Phone dings*
Guy 2: Let's goooooooo
Some days you wish you had huge boobs and other days you wish were flat as a wall. Like gender fluid but just for your breasts, or lack thereof, depending on the day.
Trash - Man i wish i had no boobs today
Chuck - I know right? Me too
Trash - And then yesterday i wanted my melons to be massive
Chuck - ME TOO. Maybe we're just Boob-fluid
Ah - ....What???
Emoomily - I forgot what i wanted to say.
someone i saw in my tiktok mutual's comment section
catras..right..boob has a cool username wicked
When your cell phone accidentally dials someone while it's in you bra.
I accidentally boob dialed my husband while I was pumping gas.
An insult used when you can't think of any other. Also see; penis face
That dude is such a loser boob!
The result of acne scarring on the chest and breasts. The scarring looks like the craters that decorate the surface of the moon.
After years of acne on my chest, I realized I developed Moon Boobs.