push monkey

Young, muscular people, usually shirtless men, who push the manual rides at medieval festivals, Renaissance faires, and the like.

(Advice for apprentice faire actors.) "Just tell 'em not to luv up too much on push monkeys and they'll probably be OK!" - Matt Worsham

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Monkey Bread

when you nut in a black person's hair and u cut the hair off and eat it

cameron: im gonna make some monkey bread my neighbor, care to assist?
nicholas: nononononononoonoonoonon please
*nuts and cuts*
cameron: mmm yes monkey bread

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Squirrel Monkey

Any species in which reproductive organs of both sexes are present.

Also see: Hermaphrodite

confused individual: "Are you a MAN or are you a WOMAN??"

Hermaphrodite: "neither, Imma SQUIRREL MONKEY!"

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spack monkey

retarded individual with no concept of reality, spack monkeys live in their own virtual world with concept of physical constraints.

dbox you spack monkey take your head out of the toaster.

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Lava Monkey

a racist term for a hawaiian person or an islander in the state of hawaii.

these dirty lava monkeys are eating all the god damn spam.

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monkey fart

A syndrome in which one is standing within the confinement of a zoo. Then without warning a monkey jumps to the limb next to said person and releases a small to large burst of air from the buttock region. Sometimes, if lucky, a greasy release will expedite itself among the persons face leaving a stain that most call the mank, or monkey fart stain.

Did that stain come from a monkey fart?

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monkey knuckle

In a fight, hitting somebody with combo after combo or hitting your oponent from all sides; on the head, in the gut, behind them, ect.

When a monkey fights they wild out hitting you any way they can

He got knocked out after getting hit with that monkey knuckle. You can't block the monkey knuckle.

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