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When someone covertly questions your sexuality in a round about way as to avoid suspicion.
Girlfriend to boyfriend: Babe I was just wondering ... if you could have a three way with any other dude who would it be?
Boyfriend: I don't know...Brad Pitt?
Girlfriend: I knew it!!!
Boyfriend: I can't believe you just did a fag check
“Spork Check”
Background: In certain mental hospitals, plastic sporks are the only eating utensil issued to patients. When a patient is going to throw their trash away, they must show a nurse that their spork is intact while disposing of it. This is to avoid patients potentially harming themselves or others with the spork.
Everyone please line up by the trash can for your spork check.
Reference to a check received from a recently deceased relative that was loaded and has happened to have left most of their money to one individual.
Have you gotten your death checks in the mail yet? Your uncle must've had it made.
Taken from the times miners had a Canary down in the mine shafts to detect deadly gasses, this is a check of a toilet after destroying it with your bodily waste to make sure it's clear.
"I'm just gonna use the loo."
"Hang on. I was in there. Let me give it a Canary Check."
No matter your size if you're trying to be sexy and you're not sure if your panties are too big to be considered sexy, if your panties fit in your pussy then they're small enough to be sexy
These panties are sexy i did the pantysize-check to make sure.
When you can’t cum so your friend eats your ass
It just wouldn’t cum so I had my friend check New York.
A phrase used by SoCal bros to call out someone who obviously has no idea what they're talking about. Usually when talking about dirtbikes/cars/beer pong rules
Dumb Kid: Dude, my mom's Toyota Tercel probably has like 450 hp or something!
Normal Kid: Broseph, you need to go check up on your syllabus.