When something is so cold that you feel uncomfortable eating it
"Like you get something hot or just normally isnt cold and you eat some of it and you put it in the fridge and forget about it for a few days and then you remember and you take it out and bite into it and its just like 😶🤨🤢😖, that's awkwardly cold"
Alot like whiskey dick. A cold dead dick can be used in reference in stating that your penis will not get hard from an unattractive female. Thus hitting her with that "cold dead dick".
" I mean I was over her crib and she was butt ass naked but she was built funny as hell. I couldn't get hard worth a shit, I stuck that mother fucker in her soft and gave her that cold dead dick."
The simple practice of the art of necrophilia with your bestest of friends. Typically performed in a Catholic Cemetery between the hours of 1am to 3am.
Hey Juan,
Wanna go crack open a cold one with the boys down at the cemetery on Garfield Street?
To be so physically cold that you feel like an iceberg...
1. God, I'm so freaking freezing...
2. Are you Aaron cold?
1. Yeah, dude.
2. Damn, that's cold.
A complimentary prize if any for those that somehow got everything else so they run out of things to collect.
He was so good at the carnival games he ended up with more Cold treasures than actual prizes.
They give out star stickers with the words "you did it" on it as Cold treasures.
When a female is wearing a dress or skirt and her vagina and other private parts are cold.
girl 1: I can't believe you are wearing that skirt, it's going to get below freezing tonight.
girl 2: Tell me about it, my bean is cold!
When you live in Canada and you get a DUI, so you get a blower in you’re truck, you have to giver the old Canadian coldstart by blowing before turning the ignition, cold starting the truck
“Oh fuck brad got a DUI, he’s gotta giver’ the old Canadian cold start to get to work i suppose”