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Friend-cestuous

The act of dating the ex of a close friend or family member.

You're dating your brother's ex? That's so friend-cestuous.

by The Wicked Chica October 20, 2010

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friend with benefits

a person who one fucks on the side when not involved in a serious relationship. NOT to be confused with a boyfriend or girfriend, to whom (gasp!) commitment would be involved.

My friend with benefits constantly tells me about how he is still in love with his ex-girlfriend...what a sonofabitch.

by je suis, tu n'est pas August 9, 2003

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friend zoned

A word used by the more pathetic guys that think girls are sex-vending machines. These guys typically think in terms of:

nice comments + good deeds + girl = sex

The term is used when they fail to get a girlfriend and think of having that said girl as a friend a "mission failure".

Jack: Aw man, I just got friend zoned by Lisa after all that hard work I put into being nice to her.

John: I heard "hurr durr, I keep putting niceness into this vending machine but no sex is coming out!". Seriously.

by Corey_Faure November 13, 2012

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funeral for a friend

An amazing punk/rock band that deserves some fucking respect and when people say their emo, who gives a shit? funeral for a friend rules!!

seriously, check out some of funeral for a friend's songs before you make any accusations assholez!

by Shayne Andersen January 14, 2006

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best friend

the ppl in your life who will walk a million miles to see you, the ones that you cry because you miss them. although they are the ppl who bring you a lot of pain they bring you the most joy. chances are one day you will love them more then a friend but that feeling may not stay.

cory and tapanga

by day dreamer March 14, 2004

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Facebook friend

a person you would have absolutely no contact with if it wasn't for facebook.

Facebook friend

Person 1: I saw your friends with Mary Jane on Facebook, how do you know her?

Person 2: Oh, She's just my friends' brothers' friends' cousins' old class mate.

by milf86 June 5, 2010

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mall friend

A type of friend which people who go to the mall often get. They are people who you see and/or hang out with when you go to the mall, but don't see eachtoher otherwise.

She was bored, so she went to the mall to hang out with some mall friends.

by Samantha Lynn T February 16, 2007

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