Don't go there

Don't talk about that, you're just going to dig yourself a deeper hole.

More generally, don't do (whatever was last mentioned), you'll regret it if you do.

Butthead: "Hey, what about if we call those queers 'fags' like 'normal' people?"
School counselor: "Don't go there."
Meaning: if you even mention it to anybody but me, you're just going to make it obvious to everybody how stupid you are.

"I think we should TP the Police Chief's house"
"Don't go there."
You'll be in a world of hurt if you even park in front of it with a roll of TP in your hand.

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going to Greece

Euphemism for pale gingers deciding to commit suicide by self-immolation

Emily: I've had enough, I'm going to Greece

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going Riker

growing a beard, from scratch. also, when you cause a situation that destroys or seriously injures the starship Enterprise, NCC-1701D.

"Nice beard."

"Thanks dude, I'm going Riker."

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Pokémon go

Pokémon GO is an interactive, mobile game that uses your phone's GPS data and clock to show Pokémon hidden near your current, physical location. The Pokémon which appear on-screen in the app can be captured its also great for kidnappers

Guy 1: Why is that guy over there staring at his phone

Guy 2: He's obviously playing Pokémon go

Guy 1: I thought that game was dead

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Pokemon Go

a game that was released in July of 2016 where you turn on your GPS and walk around anywhere and catch imaginary pokemon around the world. You're pretty much a fake Ash and you really only see ratatat's, pidgeys, paras, catapries and more (it depends on where you live) if you live near water you'll see a shit ton of magikarps and tentacools. It's was a fun app in the first week or two of the release when it wasn't really a threat and shit because now people are dying and getting kidnapped. it's the end of world obesity and making relationships happen but it's the best-yet-worse game out there. You grind your ass off to get a squirtle of whatever with 600 CP and fight in the gym but the leaders and shit have 2000 cp pokemon. There are 3 teams you can join once you're level 5, team mystic, valor and instinct (valor isn't good lmao) and you compete and shit.

The objective of Pokemon go is to catch em all but you still don't.

Guy 1: Oh shit! A nineties
Guy 2: aren't they rare as hell?!
Guy 1: yah, you barely see em!
Guy: welp, I ain't gonna catch em all

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going electric

"Going/went electric" is a phrase used to describe a music artist (usually rock music artist) who goes from acoustic-only guitar playing to electric guitar playing. Some people consider this as selling out in order to sell more records.

1. Many famous 1950s rock artists went electric in the 1960s when everyone got bored of the same old acoustic guitar playing.

2. Bob Dylan went electric in 1965.

3. Some folks don't like it when their favorite band decides that it's going electric, from acoustic.

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Go postal

To go apeshit with pure hatred and blind anger, termed after workplace shootings perputrated by postal service / mail service employees. Going postal involves taking a firearm to place of work or anywhere and just unloading into everything in sight.

*gunfire in workplace*
*secetary bolts through office door*
Secretary : "TERRY'S FINALLY DONE IT, HE'S DECIDED TO Go Postal!"
*screams in hall outside door as boots stomp down hall*
Boss : "shit lol"

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