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When you go get a massage and the person who's giving you the message ends up fucking you.
A person who fucks you instead of giving you a massage also known as a happy ending massage.
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Similar to a run of the mill happy ending, except feet are used instead of hands. The client is brought to orgasm via feet manipulation.
I went to the Kogi truck and they had Korean happy endings on the menu yo! She used her feet on me and in less then 2 minutes my eyes were tucked behind my head.
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Like Happy slap ( the act of randomly slapping someone you don't know when they don't expect it) But in photo form. Where you go up to someone you dont know and take a picture of them really really close up.
Friend 1 browsing through friend 2's camera "why are there like, 4 pibtures of bits of people we weren't out withs faces?"
Friend 2 "haha i just walked up behind some people and happy snapped them!"
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A variation on the Angry Pirate, where instead of a shin kicking ending, the lady simply ducks to the side at a timely moment to enable her "parrot" - or shoulder - to take the brunt of the exchange, at which point she must squawk "pieces of eight" and smile as you would if you had a beak
I was totally going to give her an Angry Pirate but the bitch ducked, so I gave her a Happy Parrot instead.
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Son of Memphis and Norma, little sweet penguin Mumble has a big problem: he can't sing a single note. In a world where everyone needs a heart song to attract a soul mate, Mumble feels he doesn't belong there. Our hero Mumble is the worst singer in the world, but he can tap dance brilliantly.
Person 1 : the best video of all time?
Person 2 : Happy feet
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When a tranny and a tranny get into bed together and mash the improper parts together to create a 'happy train' The name comes due to the train aspect of people being pleasured with one tranny being pleasured (likely from behind) by another tranny.
Marcy walked into a room so see her sex changed son on a happy train with her transgendered boyfriend.
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Cody was having happy dappy time at an appropriate time
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