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1. Having sex with a pregnant woman.
2. While having sex with said pregnant woman, you stick your dick so far inside her, you puncture the placenta and you have your dick played with by the fetus.
1. I think I'll go get a baby job from my girlfriend.
2. Uh oh! I think we're having a baby job! Call 911!
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A typical venue of legal employment, characterized by hourly wages, labor taxation, and usually a timeclock, as opposed to working under-the-table, straight commission, or illegally.
This heat's too much, 'cuz. When I get back maybe I'll just get me a government job somewhere and quit trappin' for at least a little minute.
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A name for something that could potentially be dirty or vulgar, when in reality it means absolutely nothing
Hey I heard you give great sandwhich Jobs!
Yeah man I do!
What's a sandwhich Job?
You're too young to know.
Ew!
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When a Friend performes a sexual favor just as friends.
Dan: Yo i got a friend job from your girlfriend last night.
Conor: Thats ok i got a friend job from your mom bruh.
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The act of ejaculating in your partners asshole and utilizing the jizz as a lubricant to fornicate anally while the one recieving the booy is in the water face down and has water-wings on so he or she can stay afloat. To add to the authenticity of the act it is helpful if the women points at the man and yells BOOOOOOOYYYYY.
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a pump job occurs when a penis pump device is placed over the penis, and pumped to stimulate the penis until ejaculation.
can be done by others, or yourself in the most desperate of times.
Dude, you were so faded last night, I can't believe you let her give you a pump job. damn, everyone's getting pumped off these days.
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The most rigged television game show ever. Everybody knows Matt Bullard is going to win as if he was actually better. He's just a ringer who has been doing broadcasting since he retired in the late 90s.
Dream Job winners don't ever do Sportscenter.
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