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People named jason have the biggest dick on this day
1: today july 28
2: that means jason has a big dick
1: yeah we should totally bang him
national first snapchat friends day
tag the first snapchatters who became friends with you the day you made your acc on your story for appreciation
Hey its July 28 !! happy national first snapchat friends day !! @person @person2 @person3
The day of explosions, FREEDOM, more explosions, 'Murica, grilling, more grilling, and most importantly...
...EVEN MORE EXPLOSIONS!
Demoman approves of the Fourth of July.
A revolutionary pop icon who defined the 21st century with her fresh beats and unforgettable vocals. Julie Ragbeer quickly catapulted up the charts after paying for the infamous Pop Tingz to post about her debut album titled Perplex . With 316 Grammys and 1365 #1 songs on billboard 100 I think it's safe to say Julie has left a remarkable impact on the state of pop culture that no other pop star could dream of.
Taylor Swift: have you heard Mary Whiton Calkins by Julie Ragbeer?
Katy Perry: Yes, I fear she is coming to end all of us pop girlies!
Lady Gaga: *starts crying*
Ariana Grande: Does she have a husband?
A day that most likely, doesn't exist.
But... It might.
some dude 1: Bro I can't wait for July 42nd!
some dude 2: I don't think that exists...
some dude 1: e x a c t l y, I have n o t h i n g to look toward to 👴
The person born this day is so handsome and clever that he will at least have 5 girls that already asked him out, and will finish his school with honors .
Also he will have a great skill at painting and basketball.
He was born in 19th July 2006
a sexually transmitted disease. Comes from the term waffle, for vagina.
I have to go to Planned Parenthood to get some cream...I've got major Fourth of July Waffles.
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